Missed Opportunity Inspirational Poster

Because My Cat Owes Me Money

Nugget needs to pay his way around the Iwashyna home because we don’t do lazy here unless “lazy” translates to “not cooking, cleaning or showering.”  And after he fell in the bathtub last week and I didn’t get a photo because I was too busy doing that laughing-consoling thing I’ve perfected over my last five years of parenting, I thought he could at least create a few inspirational posters for us to earn his keep.

Willpower Inspirational Poster

Then I thought about how hilarious wet cats are, and I made this poster:

Missed Opportunity Inspirational Poster

But I just couldn’t do it on purpose because I’m a wimp. A wimp in love.

True Love Inspirational Poster

Also, I’m moving ridiculously slow in make captions for the rest of your funny pictures and now that Picnik is closing I’m going to wait until April to not finish and blame them. Probably.

Meanwhile, I have uploaded two more of your caption pictures to Late Enough’s Facebook page under Inspirational Posters.

I decided to make it up to you by I created a generic Cat in Sink poster in case you wanted to upload something funnier than me onto my Facebook page. Or yours.

Generic Inspirational Cat Poster
Right click to save and have fun.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

11 thoughts to “Because My Cat Owes Me Money”

  1. Awwww….shame on all these cruel faucet-turner-on-ers!
    I just want to tuck a little kitty blanket around that sweet little ball of sleep.

    Right after I’m done not cooking, not cleaning and not showering, of course.

    Because we do lazy around here.
    We do it hard.

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