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Because My Cat Owes Me Money

by Alex Iwashyna

in Pets, WTH

Nugget needs to pay his way around the Iwashyna home because we don’t do lazy here unless “lazy” translates to “not cooking, cleaning or showering.”  And after he fell in the bathtub last week and I didn’t get a photo because I was too busy doing that laughing-consoling thing I’ve perfected over my last five years of parenting, I thought he could at least create a few inspirational posters for us to earn his keep.

Willpower Inspirational Poster

Then I thought about how hilarious wet cats are, and I made this poster:

Missed Opportunity Inspirational Poster

But I just couldn’t do it on purpose because I’m a wimp. A wimp in love.

True Love Inspirational Poster

Also, I’m moving ridiculously slow in make captions for the rest of your funny pictures and now that Picnik is closing I’m going to wait until April to not finish and blame them. Probably.

Meanwhile, I have uploaded two more of your caption pictures to Late Enough’s Facebook page under Inspirational Posters.

I decided to make it up to you by I created a generic Cat in Sink poster in case you wanted to upload something funnier than me onto my Facebook page. Or yours.

Generic Inspirational Cat Poster

Right click to save and have fun.

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Kat January 22, 2012 1

Oh my god I just want to reach into the screen and turn on the faucet. And your sink is very pretty.

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Late Enough January 22, 2012 2

Haha. I can’t tell if that makes my posters more inspirational or less.

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Megan (Best of Fates) January 23, 2012 3

I second Kat, I really, really want to see what happens when you turn on the faucet.

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Sarah January 23, 2012 4

Oh, I must turn on the faucet! Just a dribble?

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julie gardner January 23, 2012 5

Awwww….shame on all these cruel faucet-turner-on-ers!
I just want to tuck a little kitty blanket around that sweet little ball of sleep.

Right after I’m done not cooking, not cleaning and not showering, of course.

Because we do lazy around here.
We do it hard.

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Late Enough January 23, 2012 6

I know! Also, PETA would’ve boycotted me. Of course, I’d be too busy being lazy to respond or care, but STILL.

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Skye January 23, 2012 7

I have a weakness for cats. THIS IS ADORABLE. And you have an admirable amount of willpower.

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Sophia Grace January 23, 2012 8

I keep telling my cats OVER and OVER that they need to earn their keep. They’re mooching off the system. I see no end in sight.

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Robin | Farewell, Stranger January 24, 2012 9

That picture is totally awesome. He’s so perfectly curled up in there I don’t even have the desire to turn on the faucet. (I’m sure it would be funny though.)

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