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I Will Survive The Apocalypse By Building Zombie Treehouses

Do you ever wonder why so many people are going to died in Armageddon?  Besides the whole Christian view about those of us who forgot to throw stones at gay people are doomed, I’m pretty sure pop culture is going to kill us.

Armageddon Workout Mens Health photo
Armageddon Workout: Get Strong To Survive.

Um, if you think a workout will prepare you for going days without food and shelter while being hunted by zombies/cannibals/conservative Christians, you do not understand Armageddon.  But you will be delicious with all that muscle.

What I do know about the apocalypse is this:

Continue preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse! The moment it’s not hip to worry about zombies, they’ll know to strike.

So I made a mug and Tshirt with it.

Zombies Are Coming Tshirt photo
I even made a version with a front and back. Because I could.

And another mug version for late enough friends who are planning to meet at my house for the apocalypse with a new logo:

Zombie-Proof Treehouse LateEnough logo

Because, of course, you remember our hammocks in trees and zombie prep plans?

I also accidentally made a typo mug and sent it to Mama Gump for Mug Swap 2011:

Typo Zombie Late Enough logo
Building Zombie Treehouses Since 2009

Or what I’m calling a typo mug until the zombies takeover and need treehouses.

Then I’m calling it SURVIVAL.

PS. If anyone can remember why I started my Zazzle store, let me know. I created it six months ago with the tagline:

I created the store to make one t-shirt from a suggestion off Twitter. I’m brilliant.

Last week, when I remembered the store existed, I changed it to:

I created the store to make one t-shirt from a suggestion off Twitter. I forgot to make the shirt. I’m brilliant.

Thanks.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

9 thoughts on “I Will Survive The Apocalypse By Building Zombie Treehouses

  1. As a vegan, I don’t know for sure on this point, but I thought it was fat that made things delicious – and that muscle made things just tough.

  2. I sort of want these. All. Sigh, I have such a thing for survival jokes.

    Except, you know, I’m not joking. I’ve got an awesome treehouse in my backyard right now.

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