Do you ever wonder why so many people are going to died in Armageddon? Besides the whole Christian view about those of us who forgot to throw stones at gay people are doomed, I’m pretty sure pop culture is going to kill us.
Um, if you think a workout will prepare you for going days without food and shelter while being hunted by zombies/cannibals/conservative Christians, you do not understand Armageddon. But you will be delicious with all that muscle.
What I do know about the apocalypse is this:
Continue preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse! The moment it’s not hip to worry about zombies, they’ll know to strike.
And another mug version for late enough friends who are planning to meet at my house for the apocalypse with a new logo:
Or what I’m calling a typo mug until the zombies takeover and need treehouses.
Then I’m calling it SURVIVAL.
PS. If anyone can remember why I started my Zazzle store, let me know. I created it six months ago with the tagline:
I created the store to make one t-shirt from a suggestion off Twitter. I’m brilliant.
Last week, when I remembered the store existed, I changed it to:
I created the store to make one t-shirt from a suggestion off Twitter. I forgot to make the shirt. I’m brilliant.