At the local McDonald’s, the play area has a no smoking sign. Which wouldn’t be too exciting, except IT’S ON AN ASHTRAY.
It’s either a diabolic psychological experiment or a brilliant ruse by smoking parents.
Except when a mom started smoking while we were playing there, she moved as far away from the ashtray as possible, which put her exactly one foot away from the frolicking children.
Thanks a lot, Conflicted Ashtray.