My Website Is Hosted By Sparkly Vampires

I have a love-hate relationship with Dreamhost (my hosting company).  I love that my site is rarely down; I hate that my site is often slow. I love that I can chat with them about all my website stress; they hate that I can chat with them about all my website stress.

However, our relationship moved to the next level last night when I finally decided to chat with them about mysterious files that I deleted, but their email system didn’t believe me. And told me EVERY SINGLE DAY that the files were still there.  NO THEY AREN’T I’d yell at my inbox, which is awkward in coffee shops. So I contacted Dreamhost via chat because EW! TELEPHONES!

Blahblahblah nohelpnohelp noanswernoanswer twenty minutes later…

And after that, they asked me to email them. Obviously.

I received an email today that Tyler B. killed the mutant files. Going undercover, Carlisle? Good call because you are SO obviously sparkly.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

13 thoughts on “My Website Is Hosted By Sparkly Vampires

  1. Hahahaha!! I love your email, perfect.

  2. Is Carlisle even a real name???
    REAL vampires do not sparkle…..ever. #trueblood

    Bravehost rocks. I don’t contact them because there is never a problem.
    Posts like this makes me wonder what your pillow talk is like. Scott is a lucky, Lucky man.

    Hey..what happened to my commentluv????

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