WTH World. Why Are You So Hilarious? Edition Two

RECAP: I have a tumblr account that I used to post funny stuff that was too short or random for here. Then realized that y’all are TOTALLY too short and random.  Also, I have a WTH category for just such a decision. So welcome to the second edition of WTH World. Why Are You So Hilarious?

Thanks to my friend, Leslie, we have another mascot possibility:

Those muscles don’t grow on trees! More like Photoshoppes. If only she could work in me finishing my half-marathon without having to run.

In honor of the counter post that I’m sure Misha would’ve written involving an erratic woman and her crazed children, Delirious Cool: a semi-extended hiatus left this up:

You can go to mentalfloss.com to see more Dexter-inspired furniture. Why you would, I’m not sure:

Never invite me over unless you also include brains. For protection, of course.

Speaking of which, my friend, Rachel, left me this joke on my apocalypse post:

Do you know what vegetarian zombies eat?
GRAIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!

A three second video on How To Immediately End a Video of Yourself
(click here if you can’t see the video):

Don’t say my daughter can’t be whatever she wants.
From the Internet According to Adrien:

We all have dreams for our children.

And finally, thanks to an email from Walt and the College Humor website, you can see a Full-Body Mustache. No nudity is involved. I’m not sure if that makes you more likely to click or not. It’s quite impressive though.

You’re welcome.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

9 thoughts to “WTH World. Why Are You So Hilarious? Edition Two”

  1. Hehe. I have a video of my son when he was like five or so months old, and I thought he was just smiling!

    Well, when you watch it back, he’s clearly doing the poop smirk. It’s complete with sounds and everything.

    GO MOM!

  2. I seem to be missing some crucial chromosome that allows me to enjoy Dexter. I keep trying but somehow it’s just not working. That furniture didn’t help. Maybe I should only eat GRAINNNNS.

  3. you look like He-Man and She-Ra’s incestuous love child. I mean that in the best of ways of course!

    since I don’t have a child, think I could get my cat to dress like a stripper and dance on a pole?

  4. Lol love the first photoshop. Dexter furniture is interesting. Grainss really are a zombies favorite vegetarian food but figuring out their favorite mode of transportation is a bit trickier. Do they love planessss more or trainssssss ?

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