I Ask: Do You See What My Inner Teenager Sees?

Just before Thanksgiving, you may have noticed a series of tweets on my visit to a fancy schmancy gardenfest of lights. And I wrote up my bizarre take on the experience here.

However, I saved a picture. Just for you. Also because Richmondmom doesn’t allow this kind of smut on her site. She puts up with enough. Late enough. Haha. {sigh}

But it’s truly a photojournalist’s dream. If he was thirteen.

I can't make this stuff up.

So my inner teenager asks: Do you see what I see?

A TWIST IN TODAY’S I ASK: If you correctly guess what the light sculpture is SUPPOSED TO BE (minus your teenager) or if no one figures it out and I chose your hilariously awesome comment as the answer to the question, I will donate $20 to the charity of your choice. (Look at me taking action.)

Contest ends Saturday at 11:59 p.m. EST. I’ll post a picture of the correct answer and the winner’s comment this Sunday.

The answer is here: And The Offending Light Sculpture Is…

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

29 thoughts on “I Ask: Do You See What My Inner Teenager Sees?

  1. OMG, Alex, PLEASE don’t make me pee my pants at this hour of the night…
    i SO wish you had posted it on the other site…subtly, without a caption : )

    now I have to go see this in person.
    i have no idea what it’s really supposed to be.
    ice skaters…um, cavorting?

  2. ELF REVOLT! They don’t have time for no *civil* disobedience. Here’s a North Pole for you, Santa! Next time, don’t keep all the cookies for yourself. Okay?

  3. What page is that in the Kamasutra? And why is it in the children’s garden? Have they taken on Family Life Education through gardening (an expansion of “the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees”)?

    I’m going on the light tour next week. I will definitely be taking a closer look at THAT…

  4. This is clearly a display of wishful thinking by someone who has intense sexual issues and perhaps even some penis envy. To find the culprit search for a sports car and an old man. Just sayin’.

  5. Hrm. Wow? So glad to know this is what is in my back yard. Um…is it Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk planting magic beans? Using a special technique?

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