And The Offending Light Sculpture Is…

In last Friday’s advice column, I Asked: Do You See What My Inner Teenager Sees? and offered to give $20 to the charity of correct answer.

Here is the offending light sculpture:

I was overjoyed to capture a light sculpture just being a light sculpture as well.

And here is the sculpture from a different angle:

I’m still not sure what’s going on here, but I’m going to go with FARMER.

So although no one guessed well-endowed farmer, the answers y’all DID give were HILARIOUS (seriously go read them).

And I finally got my crap (haha) together to pick a winner. Susie writes:

Obviously it is Santa’s two favorite elves, Neil and Bob!

So send me your charity, and I will give them $20 with love from Bob and Neil.

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

9 thoughts to “And The Offending Light Sculpture Is…”

  1. Well, so glad I won, besides contributing to my daughter’s diaper fund I’d say the American Cancer Society deserves your generous contribution

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