In last Friday’s advice column, I Asked: Do You See What My Inner Teenager Sees? and offered to give $20 to the charity of correct answer.
Here is the offending light sculpture:
And here is the sculpture from a different angle:
So although no one guessed well-endowed farmer, the answers y’all DID give were HILARIOUS (seriously go read them).
And I finally got my crap (haha) together to pick a winner. Susie writes:
Obviously it is Santa’s two favorite elves, Neil and Bob!
So send me your charity, and I will give them $20 with love from Bob and Neil.