The answer to Friday’s I Ask post is going to be delayed.
I’m too busy dying of a stomach virus.
Why yes, I did sleep in my bathroom last night. And I still only made it to the toilet fifty percent of the time.
My ends are not as fluid right now, but I’m too weak to sit up for more than five minutes.
So if you could read some of my guest posts from last week and think solid thoughts for me, I’d love you forever:
- A favorite and funny parenting post of mine was reposted for my new Romp n’ Roll gig: If This Isn’t Developmental, I’m Hiring A Nanny. I also tweaked their blog if you want to see my work!
- CrunchyBetty.com asked me to guest post on the Blogger Body Calendar project. It’s a serious post on feminine rituals and parenting: Am I Saying That I’m Not Enough?
Ok, back to dying.
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Gross. Sorry you’ve got the funk… and not in the George Clinton kind of way. Which would be waaaaay better.
Dude I can’t believe you had to sleep in the bathroom! While hilarious that totally sucks. Hope you feel better! After all the talk of being thankful you didn’t shit your pants…I think I jinxed you
I had that once but ended up in the ER with IV fluids and antibiotics. Are you okay?
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I love that the cat is all “I’m here for you”. My cats do that, too, when I’m sick. Get well soon, toots.
Get better!
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I can’t believe your blogging while deathly ill! Feel better!
I only did it because I said that I would post the winner/answer to Friday’s post on Sunday and I felt like I needed to explain where I was. I think that’s called a false sense of importance? Haha
The answer is going up tomorrow though… I’m sure you and everyone else was wondering. {sigh}
boo! being pukey sucks. been there. utter misery.
please don’t die. we need you.
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Duuuuuuude. That shiteous thing visited our house last week, and it’s not pretty. Sending you virtual chicken soup.
My poor sweet Alex! I am so sorry! Praying you feel better right now and that the whole house is well and healthy. Love to you friend.
Amazing. I’ve never seen a mattress in a bathroom before. Maybe that means my world is small and I need to get out more. Impressive that you wrote anything at all given your vomit to toilet ratio; Very inspired by your perseverance. Take care of yourself!!
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ugh. that is grade D no funness. feel better, alex!
That sucks! Death always seems like the better alternative when you’re hit with the stomach flu…I hope you feel better soon.
At least you had the cat to keep you company!
Feel better. though can I say I am jealous that you have enough room in your bathroom for that!
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That is the most awesome picture ever! Too bad this isn’t just a great hang over, being suck without having fun first is the worst. Feel better!
Hey – Petit Prince projectile vomited all over our dinner table tonight.
Solid thoughts. Solid thoughts.
Yuck! Hope you are feeling better!
I had “The Bug” this week too. “The Bug” being the understatement of the year. My one-year-old had a birthday party last weekend where she contracted “The Bug” and proceeded to give it to my husband, my mother, my father, my sister, my brother-in-law, two of my friends and MYSELF. It was nasty. It was FLUID. It was sleep-in-the-bathroom-worthy. But I think it is over. I hope yours ends with less bloodshed.
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