Late Enough Sleep Method: Forcing Your Child To Sleep One Duct Tape At A Time

I’m off to my job at Richmondmom.com.

Wait! Come with me! Because you can learn the GREATEST SLEEPING METHOD ON EARTH, my method, which may or may not include clotheslining you child. And begging.

Also, last week I did a review of Great Wolf Lodge in Williamsburg, VA for Richmondmom.com and documented why yelling FIRE in a crowded stairwell will cause ALL THE PARENTS TO HATE ME.

Thank goodness I had work today because I spent all weekend looking like this:

That's four-days-no-shower bangs. KAPOW FASHION WORLD!

Croup-for-two went directly on the #eyestablist. Or here for my non-twitters.

So please go away and let me rest.

The Late Enough Sleep Method: Forcing Your Child To Sleep One Night At A Time*

Great Wolf Lodge: Destroying My Parenting Abilities One Water Slide At A Time

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on LateEnough.com, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

7 thoughts on “Late Enough Sleep Method: Forcing Your Child To Sleep One Duct Tape At A Time

  1. Oh my gosh so funny and so true. My daughter is now in maybe like 1 month of sleeping in her toddler bed. She does great at night not so good during the day for nap time. Oh and I just went to the Great Wolfe lodge in Williamsburg like a few weeks ago. Loved it maybe a little more then my 2 year old did. I would so go back once she is older. But it is the perfect hotel for families.

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