Wait! Come with me! Because you can learn the GREATEST SLEEPING METHOD ON EARTH, my method, which may or may not include clotheslining you child. And begging.
Also, last week I did a review of Great Wolf Lodge in Williamsburg, VA for Richmondmom.com and documented why yelling FIRE in a crowded stairwell will cause ALL THE PARENTS TO HATE ME.
Thank goodness I had work today because I spent all weekend looking like this:
So please go away and let me rest.