My Son Has Road Rage And He Can’t Even Drive

I’ve documented some of our bad driving habits here and here. Oh yes and here.

And then, my friends, my four-year-old son went driving. And HOLY CRAP. That kids road rage is PHENOMENAL. (which pretty much means that my road rage is phenomenal. or Scott’s. oh yeah, let’s blame Scott.)

If you can’t see the video, click here:

I also wrote a post for Romp n’ Roll about E’s birthday party. They were kind enough to help get the word out about my Hardcore Television Challenge back in July so I returned the favor. If you have a minute or are in birthday party panic, check out: For One Day I Was The Best Mom Ever

Alex Iwashyna

Alex Iwashyna went from a B.A. in philosophy to an M.D. to a SAHM, poet and writer by 30. She spends most of her writing time on, a humor blog (except when it's serious) about her husband fighting zombies, awkward attempts at friendship, and dancing like everyone is watching. She also has a soft spot for culture, politics, and rude Southern people who offend her Yankee sensibilities. She parents 2 elementary-aged children, 1 foster baby, 3 cats, and 1 puppy, who are all Southern but not rude. Yet.

11 thoughts to “My Son Has Road Rage And He Can’t Even Drive”

  1. Watching my kids play donkey kong many years ago, followed by the star wars driving game, I decided that they were never, ever, ever going to be allowed on the road.

    But when that driver’s license comes around, I throw them out the door with car keys. So far, only one totaled car (and no injuries).

  2. Halfway through a 12 hour drive my 3 yo son started sounding off to a car in front of us (thankfully no swearing) but he was pretty spot on in regards to the idiot drivers offense.
    Brought tears to my eyes…proudest day ever.

  3. I get road rage from time to time as well – I’ll have to try the flat out yell straight into aborting the car via slide.
    I may never have to drive my friends around again if I get it right 🙂

  4. Katie, as I recall, La always drove us around. Waaay better driver than we were.

    Alex, I LOVE how much E hates clothes. Reminds me of myself. (Roommate’s gone, sashaying naked around the abode lalalalala)

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