There has been a lot of zombie talk lately. And not just on Late Enough.
I was sent an article which used scientific reasoning to prove why the zombie apocalypse couldn’t occur.
Scott and I say: Bollocks! (No we didn’t. But we should’ve.) Take this science-y reasoning: animals will eat the zombies because HEY! EASY PREY. (Who is hearing Jack Handey of Deep Thoughts say hey, free dummy? Because if you are, I love you.)
Seriously though? My dog is like totally offend by the authors’ assumptions. Zombies taste GROSS.
I was also sent this by The Mother. FYLR (For You Lazy Readers): The article states that a Minneapolis court has ruled zombies STREET LEGAL. To which I think: There goes our freeze-the-zombie’s-face-off plan. Because during the apocalypse? I’m not going NEAR Minneapolis because the zombies can already get away with ANYTHING there.
And then I spent lunch with Scott:
My husband wants me to relearn all the local bird calls. Why? It might be helpful when the zombies come. Seriously.
– Alex Iwashyna (@L8enough) August 30, 2010
Which prompted @milasue to confirm he (we) aren’t crazy.
@L8enough I spotted a zombie yesterday riding a bicycle on Broad St. I told the hubs I should warn you. Thanks for the reminder!
— Melissa (@milsasue) August 30, 2010
But by then she was too late…
Much much too late…
(zombies laugh too, you know)
PS. The title references yesterday’s post. Shifting from EDs to zombies isn’t easy. But someone’s bound to do it awkwardly on their blog. And by someone, I mean me.