
There has been a lot of zombie talk lately. And not just on Late Enough. I was sent an article which used scientific reasoning to prove why the zombie apocalypse couldn’t occur. Scott and I say: Bollocks! (No we didn’t. But we should’ve.) Take this science-y reasoning: animals will eat the zombies because HEY! EASY [...]
Tagged as: Animals, Apocalypse, Crazy, Eating, Scott, Twitter, War, Zombies
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I can’t write about my eating disorder. I thought I could. I have been in recovery since 2001. I eat pizza and cake and three meals a day plus snacks. I don’t hate how I look. I don’t wish I was thinner. I like my weight and have stayed within five pound for the past [...]
Tagged as: Blogger Body Calendar, Body Image, Eating, My Youth
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My son turned four yesterday. My beautiful boy who made me a mom. And tired and crazy and unbelievably content with my life. He spent his birthday naked playing with his new Aquaplay AquaLand (bought because I clearly love my son more than my sanity) and watching movies while we ate donuts and salami and [...]
Tagged as: Birthday, Movies
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I ask. Actually no, I don’t ask. Well, I sorta ask if you will ask me. Not like ADVICE (unless you are dying. then ASK AWAY because you are already getting all sorts of inane advice.) More: I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW {blank} ABOUT LATE ENOUGH. Like did you really edit your eighth grade yearbook [...]
Tagged as: Blog-spiration, Formspring, I Ask Advice, Movies, My Youth
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My sister, Katie (usually known on this blog as Aunt K, the Toddler Whisperer), is visiting and one of our many many important discussions turns to bras. And how much ours suck. Me: We should get measured and go bra shopping tonight. Katie: I’ve never been measured before. But my favorite strapless bra is from [...]
Tagged as: Aunt Katie, Body, Body Image, Boobs, Bras, Feelings, Postpartum, Shopping, Women
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Someone once commented that they would like to be a fly on our wall. So here are some of my favorite two-ish liners. Also we have a fly swatter. SO LAUGH. ________ I start to tell Scott a story WHERE I WIN. His eyebrows go up. Me: If you don’t put those condescending eyebrows away… [...]
Tagged as: Marriage, My Family, Scott
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We’re walking the strip mall to a pizza place. The food of the gods! (No, it’s not the restaurant name. I’m suddenly disappointed, too.) But pizza is the base of my family’s food pyramid. I haven’t gone a week without pizza since the mid-nineties. (So I guess I’m implying that my family are gods. Now [...]
Tagged as: Being Green, Eating, Go Green, I Hate Summer, Insects, Scott
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My four-year-old son is playing with Scott’s leatherman. E: This is a rocket ship that shoots fire at the bad guys. Me: What makes them bad guys? E: They shoot fire at the rocket ship. Me: So the rocket ship is acting in self-defense? E: The bad guys are scared so they shoot fire making [...]
Tagged as: Fear, Fire, Liberal, Scott, War
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