Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover. Unless It’s Cover Is Also Toilet Paper

by Late Enough on July 27, 2010

in Mama-hood,WTH

It’s the old adage our parents and teachers like to bring up on occasions that we make assumptions about who a person is and what she is trying to accomplish. The saying is from the Bible or William Shakespeare or Sarah Palin or someone. (google it if you must. report back here IMMEDIATELY)

My favorite version of it is don’t judge my outsides by your insides.

Because here I am. Looking like a hot mama.

I even thought of you when I put on my underwear because I knew which of my friends would disapprove of my panty lines. (yes, i do find it awkward that i think of you when I put on underwear. maybe not as awkward as YOU find it.)

this is NOT my sexy face. it's more my desperate face

Because this sexy lady’s pages are desperately trying not to poop on the cover.

Thank you stomach virus for our life lesson of the week.

Thank you underwear for saving my dress.

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1 rachel July 27, 2010 at 1:59 am

Huh. Two (possibly related?) things I don’t have in common with you: skinny and stomach virus. And funny that I just blogged about both, too.
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2 Walkingborder (Karen) July 27, 2010 at 2:31 am

Totally cute dress!

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3 Miss Welcome July 27, 2010 at 3:08 am

I like the face. You look so charmingly uncomfortable. :o )

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4 Susie @newdaynewlesson
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July 27, 2010 at 8:03 am

If i read that post right-too much information???????

There is a hebrew phrase that says something along the lines of give everyone the benefit of doubt.
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5 TheKitchenWitch July 27, 2010 at 8:19 am

“Don’t judge my outsides by your insides”–I love this.

You’re a cute little thing! Even after a virus!
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6 the Mother July 27, 2010 at 8:33 am

After four precipitous deliveries, I really don’t even need a stomach virus to worry about that.
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7 Allison @ Alli 'n Son
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July 27, 2010 at 8:42 am

You still look wonderful, stomach flu and all. I love the dress.
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8 jules July 27, 2010 at 8:43 am

I googled Sarah Palin. SHE did not say it. Sorry your desperate look isn’t super sexy. BUT you do look like a model. Seriously. Look through a magazine.
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9 KLZ
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July 27, 2010 at 9:10 am

I love the dress.

Unless it was what made you sick. Then I only like it.
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10 Kristin @ Peace, Love and Muesli
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July 27, 2010 at 10:14 am

Down with the stomach flu. And top points for underwear doing a good job.

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11 SuzRocks
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July 27, 2010 at 10:56 am

I also think very strange things when I put on my underwear. Next time I’ll probably think of you- and I mean that in a totally NON-creepy-sexual way.

ps. I love your bangs. I’m getting some of those in one week. I can’t wait!

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12 Jenny Talia
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July 27, 2010 at 10:59 am

Cute dress!
Do they have black ones in size buffalo?
I could totally rock that
OK, no I couldn’t
But you do, in pink and skinny…

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13 Justine
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July 27, 2010 at 11:52 am

You are totally inspiring me to get a cute little dress. OK, maybe not little. But cute. And dress-ish.

Thanks hot mama! Hope you feel better.
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14 ShannonL July 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Ha! Thank goodness for underwear (can’t believe some of the commenters in your Panty Lines post said they go Commando – I wonder if they do that in dresses, too?)!

Sorry you’re sick. You do still look cute though. In a squeezing-your-butt-cheeks-together kind of way! ;-)
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15 qtberryhead July 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm

The look on your face is priceless.
Hope you’re feeling better.
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16 WTH am I Doing July 27, 2010 at 1:27 pm

I concur with the cute dress assertions. I like.

As far as the VPLs go…I used to be all about the thongs. Pre baby. I’ve gone fully the other way…boyshorts. Those cover & avoid the multiple butt syndrome.

Now, I still have a few thongs, but they only get worn to get the Hub feisty. Or if I really have to do laundry.
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17 AKeo July 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Yikes!
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18 The Sweetest July 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Okay, now I am feeling even more ugly and man-woman-ish, because even with a tummy bug, you are the cutest, most feminine little thing, ever. Please be my second spouse. Or at least my BFF
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19 Natalie
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July 27, 2010 at 11:07 pm

Well, you look so damn cute and uncomfortable all at the same time that I love this pic! Sorry about the stomach flu…there is NOTHING worse than the stomach flu, I’m positive about that.
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20 kellie July 28, 2010 at 12:56 am

What is it like Blogger-Poops week or something? Serisouly?! Wait – gotta go, knock twice if you need me.

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