It’s the old adage our parents and teachers like to bring up on occasions that we make assumptions about who a person is and what she is trying to accomplish. The saying is from the Bible or William Shakespeare or Sarah Palin or someone. (google it if you must. report back here IMMEDIATELY)
My favorite version of it is don’t judge my outsides by your insides.
Because here I am. Looking like a hot mama.
I even thought of you when I put on my underwear because I knew which of my friends would disapprove of my panty lines. (yes, i do find it awkward that i think of you when I put on underwear. maybe not as awkward as YOU find it.)
Because this sexy lady’s pages are desperately trying not to poop on the cover.
Thank you stomach virus for our life lesson of the week.
Thank you underwear for saving my dress.