Yesterday at nap time, I read to my daughter. Like I usually do. (I’m told the award is in the mail.)
We picked (I picked and she didn’t try to beat the crap out of the book to get me to drop it) Touch & Feel Baby Animals.
It pretty much goes CUTE ANIMAL WITH RHYME, CUTE ANIMAL WITH RHYME, CUTE ANIMAL WITH RHYME, TIGER THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU.
Yes, the last page looks a lot like this:
And I’m pretty sure that whatever the tiger is snacking on once looked a lot like this:
Good sweetie! Sleep tight! Don’t let the hungry tiger cub tear you limb from limb!