Me: Is that a crack in my windshield or a drop of water?
Scott: Oh that’s a crack in your windshield.
Me: When did THAT happen?
Scott: What? I don’t know.
Me: What did you do?
Scott: NOTHING! It happened while you were driving.
Me: No, I would remember something like that. You were driving.
Scott: I was NOT.
Me: When were you going to tell me?
Scott: Maybe it happened when we BOTH had our hands on the wheel.
Me: I can’t believe you cracked my windshield.
Scott: This just went from funny to not-funny.
Me: Well, it’s a little funny. Until I look at your crack in my windshield.