After The Blogger Death Match, The Award Doesn’t Seem As Great. But It Is.

I’ve been nominated for funniest blog through SocalLuxeLounge.com!

And the top five blogs in each categories move on the BLOGGER DEATH MATCH. I feel like I have a good chance in a fight to the death with anyone. I killed a woman last night WITH MY EYES when she started inching her vehicle around my son, my dog, and I because we were TAKING TOO LONG GETTING TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. A whole minute of her life GONE because my son forgot to pick up his feet when I pushed his tricycle. I hope that she enjoyed those last seconds of inching because I responded in full-force with the GLARE OF DEATH. I’m a freaking TROPICAL STORM right now. And I took her car as a trophy.

But back to the award. So go HERE to vote. But if you see other blogs that are funnier than mine WAIT. Write down your top five for funniest blogs. If I’m not number one, don’t freak out. (Okay, I won’t.) Just cross off the more popular blogs. They already GOT fifteen thousand votes today. This will (hopefully) move me to your number one spot. And I’m sure that at three votes a day (yes, you can vote everyday. and yes, my three votes are me, my sister, and my husband who I have to remind.) I’ll only need fourteen years to win. AWESOME!

Seriously though, if you vote for me, I’ll give you a baby. Oh, you’re going to pull the YOU DON’T LIKE THEM ANYWAY card. Well, FINE. I’ll give you nature. And I was a pastor for the day, so I can TOTALLY do it. God and I are besties. Or BFFs if you are still totally 2009.

Please vote so I can stop being annoying about this award and start being annoying about other things. Thanks.

Disclaimer: There may or may not REALLY be a Blogger Death Match. To make it up to you, if I get into the top five, I will try and kill my fellow finalists.

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