I Have Never Been Fine

Things I think when you ask: How are you, Alex? Dreary and futile. Doin’ the butt! WAHWAHWAH So tired I’d like to scrunch up your head like a pillow, slam it to the floor, and sleep on it. Dude, is my phone on? Where are those voices coming from? Karate CHOP! Hungry enough to go zombie on you You have nose hair.  (I’m ...