My 15 month old daughter, N, picks up the baby doll we bought when my son was her age. I bought it in defiance of standards and expectations for boys. I bought it as proof that boys could nurture. I bought it so when his future partner remarks that he’s good with children I CAN [...]
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I’ve been nominated for funniest blog through SocalLuxeLounge.com! And the top five blogs in each categories move on the BLOGGER DEATH MATCH. I feel like I have a good chance in a fight to the death with anyone. I killed a woman last night WITH MY EYES when she started inching her vehicle around my [...]
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Things I think when you ask: How are you, Alex? Dreary and futile. Doin’ the butt! WAHWAHWAH So tired I’d like to scrunch up your head like a pillow, slam it to the floor, and sleep on it. Dude, is my phone on? Where are those voices coming from? Karate CHOP! Hungry enough to go [...]
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In case you didn’t know, yesterday was The Great American Backyard Campout Night. Or in our family: The Great Scott and A Still Awake At 10PM Preschooler Sit In A Hot Tent Night. My husband has been getting psyched up about this night for weeks. Tweeting and Facebooking it up. Or he just wanted an [...]
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Okay I NEVER wear thongs. And I won Best Butt back in 1995 at my summer camp so it’s not because I can’t shake it with the best of them. But I cannot handle the INFINITE WEDGY (said in a echo-y voice like in the Muppet’s Show PIGS IN SPACE). And any sentence that ends [...]
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A friend wrote a post on balance that got me thinking. Not about balance since the best terms I’m on with balance is a quick nod as I race by to find the other extreme. But it did get me thinking about average. Why do I enjoy setting myself up for failure? Why must I [...]
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Yesterday at nap time, I read to my daughter. Like I usually do. (I’m told the award is in the mail.) We picked (I picked and she didn’t try and beat the crap out of the book to get me to drop it) Touch & Feel Baby Animals. It pretty much goes CUTE ANIMAL WITH [...]
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Me: Is that a crack in my windshield or a drop of water? Scott: Oh that’s a crack in your windshield. Me: When did THAT happen? Scott: What? I don’t know. Me: What did you do? Scott: NOTHING! It happened while you were driving. Me: No, I would remember something like that. You were driving. [...]
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