Comments on: Why Old Men Should Stay Home. Or At Least Not Talk To Me.

By: Megan (Best of Fates)

Megan (Best of Fates) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:48:48 +0000

And then you say, “yes, for $100″ – BOOM, secondary income accomplished!

(Or you’re not skanky. I’m not sure what to do in that scenario.)

By: Megan (Best of Fates)

Megan (Best of Fates) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:47:52 +0000

The breastfeeding the baby line is definitely my favorite.

And what I’m going to start saying to random strangers on the street.

Just ’cause.

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 00:41:44 +0000

Got to love anyone with a quick wit like that! My crazy neighbor probably would have taught him a few new words….she could teach drunken sailors new words!

By: Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip — Thu, 27 May 2010 18:32:43 +0000

OMG. I am dying here. All of those responses were the GREATEST EVER. And I am so in favor of husband’s breastfeeding babies. Why won’t mine comply?

By: alonewithcats

alonewithcats — Thu, 27 May 2010 03:12:42 +0000

“I’m a lesbian” is a risky response, because it could make you vulnerable to the dirty-old-man response of “Can I watch?”

By: Dara

Dara — Wed, 26 May 2010 16:46:20 +0000

1. My husband always DID mow the lawn until the accident. Someone yelled at him from their car and surprised him so much he mowed his foot off.
2. Yeah he should also perform his other marital duties but he doesn’t do those either.
3. DADDY!!! I’m so glad you finally came home!!

But yours are funnier. Especially the breastfeeding one.

A man once pulled his car over to tell my shirtless mowing father that he was the hairiest man he had ever seen. Dad’s response “Well I’m hairy but I’m not an ape and this isn’t the zoo, so move on.”

By: Shelley

Shelley — Wed, 26 May 2010 16:29:54 +0000

I hate nosy people and busy bodies in general…they don’t even have to be old. Which is why I have decided that I am going to be deaf while I’m pregnant so I don’t have to listen to all the unsolicited advice AND carry a fly swatter for the overzealous, wanna be tummy feelers. hey, it was either that or a knife. Figure far less likely to go to jail with a fly swatter.

As for that old man, I would have said something really shocking like, “Oh he would usually, but he is busy filming a porno with my mom and sister in the house.” And just stood there to see the look on his face.

By: bmomma

bmomma — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:39:28 +0000

I’m thinking he wouldn’t have expressed his opinion if she’d been mowing in her bikini (like I do.)

and you forgot “hey, old guy, ZIP IT!…or you can get your butt out of the buick and rev up this craftsman till you get the job done. – and don’t forget to come back with the clippers and get the edges – i don’t CARE if you have arthritis!”

p.s. true, I don’t actually have a front yard… and a bikini with my current body would seriously frighten the neighbors, but now that I think about it, that might be a good thing. hmmm….

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:39:17 +0000

I think my knee-jerk reaction would have been “You think so? I can go get him if you want to tell him that yourself”

I like the “Bite me” response, though.
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Capturing moments =-.

By: Walt

Walt — Wed, 26 May 2010 01:39:20 +0000

Accidental humor is the best.
TheKitchenWitch said:
“I am particularly tickled by the breastfeeding one.”
LMAO!!
.-= Walt´s last blog ..Crash and Burn =-.