My daughter is munching on some Multigrain Saltines (healthy air with salt) when she suddenly spits out some on my arm.
Like any good mama, I offer it back to her. MULTIPLE TIMES. Off my arm. She declines. WITH VIGOR.
So I eat it. Yum. Already been chewed crackers. Off my arm.
Except there is a husk, of what I can only surmise is a popcorn kernel, in the ABC cracker. Which clearly led her to spit out the cracker in the first place.
In conclusion, my daughter will be much more popular in school than I was.