If You Smell Them, They Will Come

March 11, 2010

in My Family, My Son

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Spring weather has finally arrived and we are OUTSIDE!  Now there are many typical scenarios that you may see us in (for example, E already spent an afternoon nude-y-pants rolling in last year’s garden as N put his pants on her head and laughed hysterically).  But even I, the veteran mom of three and a half YEARS, can be surprised.

E: MAMA!!  MY FEET!! MY FEEET!!

Me: What? What? (looking at his feet.  like a dope.)

E: (he points up. duh.) My feet are floating away!

Me: (a bit alarmed.) Oh!

And like any self-respecting Mama, I begin jumping up and down throwing my hands in the air.  Because I have FEET to catch.

E: Oh Mama. They are too high!  You can’t reach them!

Me: OH NO!! (said with geniune fear because now I’m not sure how this story is going to end.  And I’m a little worried it may end with me carrying forty pounds everywhere he needs to go for the rest of the day.)  What are we going to do?

E: Look Mama! (He points up and left and around the tree and right and lower and lower.) They are coming back! (pausing dramatically) Into my SHOES!

Me: Phew! (wipe brow)

Perhaps this is why E has taken 45 pictures of his feet.  So the MISSING poster will be easy to make.

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Lindsay August 3, 2010

E is super cute. I iam thinking of setting him up with Riley at some point.

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