
My first response? OMG! You’re going to get fit and I’m still going to look like I am wearing a tire around my waist.
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My first response? OMG! You’re going to get fit and I’m still going to look like I am wearing a tire around my waist.
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“I hope to h*ll that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a godd@m cemetary. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.” -J.D. [...]
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‘Not a Morning Person’ and ‘Rookie Mistake’ are two short tales from the mommy-trenches
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We had our roof redone after living in our home for one year which means our house inspector STUNK!
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Only the suppressed word is dangerous. -Ludwig Borne This quote was chosen perhaps in response to a California school district banning the DICTIONARY! UPDATE: The dictionary is back on the shelves. BUT parents can opt out of their children USING the Merriam Webster 10th Collegiate editions dictionary. SERIOUSLY.
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I often get one of two responses when an acquaintance finds out that my husband is a pediatrician
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” -Mark Twain
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